PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS!! YESSSSSS sssssssssshhhockey, right. So taking down the top dogs without Ovie will truly test our Moxie, especially with greenfehrarnot also out, but lets not focus on injuries, lets focus on the fact pronger is faking to make sure we don't brain matter splatter him...but let's not focus on injuries. We gonna pop up Brooksy to that Ovie spot to drop power moves and kamikaze in on the flyers homebase, and I've been working with the boys on developing some secret plays called Philly Trash Sluts, where we all scream PHILLY SUCKS DICKS and then all the fans, all retard strong, rush the ice, we quick jump back into the locker room, then when the crumbums are done ripping their own team to shreds we skate back out, pop a few in the net, stack the dead bodies into a mountain at center ice, climb them in our skates (for a visual imagine claude gerruxs lifeless eyeball getting skate stomped) drop our pants, take a fucking shit, plant our fucking caps flag through the skull of van reem a dyke, and scream FUCK YOU PHILLY! THIS IS WHY YOU CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!MOTHERFUKIN' BRUCE MOTHERFUCKIN' OUT!
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