Halpern visits his vacation house; A 10:30 Reprisal: Enero 9 2012

Between 05 and the beginning of this season I shed one single tear every day for Halpern, who was taken from his beautiful home here in D.C. and forced to go to the wastes known as not D.C. His sojurn brought him to play 15 games for the La Quintas. Tonight we'll look to our returned hero for tips and tricks on an ice surface covered in kardashian jizz (cuz they mans) and forced aborted fetuses from the idiot actresses they toss into the lakers locker room after they win a game. God bless the mentally Ill, eh?

HAHAHA. Brucie ain't mentally ill, thats kind of you for asking. Hes just focused on getting through this doomsday manuel as fast as he can. Of course, I'm no longer chilling under Aniheim, I'm making my way up to Calgary to take care of some business, and neuter a certain repeat offender.

So heres the deal, in their last 6 games, LA has let in 1 or 0 goals. But they lost 2 of those games. Because they have buttholes where their hands should be and score with a success rate of semins j-date account. Seriously, if we can get 2, just 2 fucking goals this game is in the proverbial cat-drowning bag.  What more can I ask of the Caps? If they can't get two goals, then fuck em. Although I know a certain boy who would love to see Johnny Quest get a nice 10 gaa and .639 save per cent. Knubes, I'm counting on you this game, if Halpey is converting at a hot clip form the fourth, theres no reason you shouldn't.