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The Return of Stummy: A flim-flam man hooked on mullet clippings

Every game I watch it burns in my brain. You all see it right? What the big black dicks is dale doing? He was proud of the fact we got approximately 8 shots against the Penguins. Thank god they had 22 of their players missing, otherwise... For fucks sake.

FUCK YOU. STOP RUINING MY TEAM.
There's a reason we won, there's a reason we filled the house. How long you think people are gonna keep coming to the phone box with trap-lite. You understand, my hate of dale grows, daily. Although I cannot yet focus on him. I've just made it up to Calgary and those fucks trade Borque to Montreal. Great. I really wanted to go to Montreal. I guess moose, you live a day longer. Or like 6, because Canada's big, and a long walk.

So lightning. I don't know. I don't care. Tis 4 points that we need. Ya dig? Lightning aren't strong. They've got Stummy but he rarely gets the puck, playing on the geriatric line. But dale, the deal stays. You lose literally one more game. ...I'm coming for you after I kill the moose.

Brutes tutes

Pen gewww int. January the 11th In this year of our lord two the thousandths and pork fartsith

Hnngngggghghhhh.  Love is dead. I'm off that Hunter tip. When Carlson says "all we need to do is ice it" Its time to drop hunter down below the depths and bring someone who knows how to run a team back up from the crypt. THESE MOTHERFUCKING CAPS NEED TO MOTHERFUCKING PUT GOALS IN YOU FUCK FACED FUCK. Not play a lite trap and hope to convert on every shot we take. WE ONLY NEED 5 SHOTS IF WE CAN SCRE THEM ALL? THATS YOUR GAMEPLAN? EAT A BAG OF DICKS.





no, not that one, the 10 lb bag.

Hes brought up a some douche from hershey, Tomas Kundratek, to play defense, because Schultz is too pussy to get into his bullshit. I've never been a schlitz man, hes lazier than a stoner in a movie by Kirk Cameron. (what a douche that cunt is) But an nhl blue liner who had the best plus minus in the league a few years ago has to be better than a fuck who hasnt ever played in the nhl. These are the pieces you came into the team with mr hunter. Youre trying to play faggy checkers with my primo 3d Stratego set.

Fine. Hunter, youre there for the year, but hear this. If we dont win this game, against a team thats lost their last 5, that lost to the sens 5-1 just yesterday. I dont care if we're missing our top 2 lines and cant bring up anyone...its over. the entire year is dead to me. Much like a certain moose. Although soon, he'll be dead to the entire world too. I'd like to see an asham beagle rematch, only because beags hasnt a point on the season. It would be a nice way to start a gordie howe hat trick.

BRING BACK BRUCEY

Halpern visits his vacation house; A 10:30 Reprisal: Enero 9 2012

Between 05 and the beginning of this season I shed one single tear every day for Halpern, who was taken from his beautiful home here in D.C. and forced to go to the wastes known as not D.C. His sojurn brought him to play 15 games for the La Quintas. Tonight we'll look to our returned hero for tips and tricks on an ice surface covered in kardashian jizz (cuz they mans) and forced aborted fetuses from the idiot actresses they toss into the lakers locker room after they win a game. God bless the mentally Ill, eh?

HAHAHA. Brucie ain't mentally ill, thats kind of you for asking. Hes just focused on getting through this doomsday manuel as fast as he can. Of course, I'm no longer chilling under Aniheim, I'm making my way up to Calgary to take care of some business, and neuter a certain repeat offender.

So heres the deal, in their last 6 games, LA has let in 1 or 0 goals. But they lost 2 of those games. Because they have buttholes where their hands should be and score with a success rate of semins j-date account. Seriously, if we can get 2, just 2 fucking goals this game is in the proverbial cat-drowning bag.  What more can I ask of the Caps? If they can't get two goals, then fuck em. Although I know a certain boy who would love to see Johnny Quest get a nice 10 gaa and .639 save per cent. Knubes, I'm counting on you this game, if Halpey is converting at a hot clip form the fourth, theres no reason you shouldn't.

Return of the 10:30 Queef Reef: A tale of revenge & horse rape

FUCK YO REORG. BRUCIE IS THE KING OF THE SOUTHEAST, AND THE CAPS WILL BE FOREVER NUMBER ONE.

Got off to a strong start, youll have to forgive the shouting. big things. big things. So what if the last time we won at the pussy fart sphere was when the current coach was a player. Thats a man who clearly knows how to take work a shark spear, which gives me a good feeling about tonight; I dont even care the sharks have been boss boss. As the boss of the nhl I just decided the whole big joey little joey thing was about as awesome as that time Limp Bizket was trying to stay relevent and called a cd 'chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water'. Really? Even the dude who invented Jncos thought that was douchey. (don't beat yourself up steve, it was your bad fortunie to be from the worst state, you were florida juncos like dudes are prison gay.) I got off track. Right, The sharks like Juncos and make out with fred durst.

Orlov, im sick of claiming you're gonna score. I know you got that pepper power snap. so do it already, so  I can obsess about another player.

P.S. Guess who's setting up a doomsday device under a certain Anaheim sports facility. I'll never telllll.

Oh, and since I get to do this so rarely: QueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreffqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefqueefreefLIVESTRONG!


p.p.s.s. (post-post-script-for-steve) according to god, prison gay is still gay.

Assshits from Alberta 2: The Quickening

Lets take a team, name it after General Sherman's march and then move them to candada but keep the name, in a place where the temperature isnt warm enough to even have a flame. Fuck you candada, sherman is a goddam American National Treasure! BURN THE SOUTH. now thats a hero.

Im sorry, I got off track, Im using the word typer thingy but I refuse to take my eyes off my drill monitor. We've made it to California. We're literally only a few miles away from reaching Anaheim. Never had I understood sarah palin before. DRILL MOTHERFUCKING DOWNS BABY DRILL!

Now then, is Greeny back? No? Come. The. Fuck. On. Alright, so what do we got, 1 Orlov, 1 Schultz, 2 Carlsons, and an Earwig? I can deal with that, all we need to do is shut down one quadroon and his proactive-pimping motherfucker, who cant seem to get it to work on his own oily skin. Guess it doesnt work on homo heidelbergensis'. BOOM JOKENIN SLAM! fuck you too jussi. jizzy. ha. faggot.

edit: mike green is back.
but semin is out.

Anway. Keep on rolling Caps, heres some x.