Master Brucey runs Cheltown Blog Oct 22, 2011: BEYOND THUNDERDOME

HEY BABCOCK! You know how I know you're gay? Because you were hoping for a highlander 'there can only be one' blog post today. You know how I know all the redwings are big gay? You tried to give the sound guy Prince of the universe as your intro song. Well I got news for you bro, the only price brucie knows anything about is Albert, and you better get some chapstick because after what we do to you this evening you're gonna make avery look like Macho Man Randy Savage. Sure I 'respect' Detroits players, Datspuke and Zoidberg and The Ass, and who doesnt have respek for a dude whos playing his 1500th NHL game at Verizon, thank god right? Any other venue and no one would give a shit. 



But heres to Lidstrom. (here-->) [------------]

cool. Now that Ive been nice to you heres where I bring out my real fucking boys. We've got a new man you're not ready for, its his first game, youve got no game tape, nothing to prep you. Welcome to the Thunderdome, you ill-prepped cunt. 

Today we're releasing the new Frankensteined up Brooksy Laich. Since his double nose break surgery hes had an unquenchable anger, I keep telling him Philly musta paid off the Zebras but he blames anyone not in a Caps uniform. Hes a mad man, and not just a chain smoking drunk, hes been foaming at the mouth and we've had to chain, yes chain (he chewed through the first 3 ropes) him to my desk since yesterday, its only a 10 foot chain, but hes left me 16 presents in the form of live cardinals with their wings ripped off and chewed up since just 10am this morning. Im sure it means something, so I'm putting him out against your big boys tonight. 

Its a big market game, for big market people, and none is bigger than MASTER BRUCIE! The last two undefeated teams in all the league, unfortunately for you, Ive been training all my goddam life for this. My squads know what it takes, and this is when we do it, the perfect season! AND WE START TONIGHT! MASTER BRUCER RUN CHELTOWN! SAY IT! SAY IT! WHO RUN? LOUDER!!!!!!

Lift embargo. 

This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to goals, and goals gets caps the cup. The lightning was damn near the death of us all. Look at us at the end of last year. Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... Verizon learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.  

BROOKSY, I CALL UPON YOU! DESTROY WINGS! DESTORY!!!!!