I really want to hand it to those fellas the other night. I dont mind admitting when the other fellas just out fucking worked us, and those refs just flat out worked harder blowing more motherfucking calls than I have seen any other refs do in the history of the game. Evisceration would be too good a reward for a game that well...worked, I recommended to Bettmen we hang them from the rafters of Verizon for the rest of the year. He agreed but said after their necks rotted out and their bodies fell to the ice we had to send the heads back to their widows, boooo hoooo, I wanted to put them on pikes. He did have the awesome idea of putting fireworks in their bellies so when they fall their bodies go kaboom. GMGM said it was in the budget. Look forward to that at our upcoming home games.Justified murder aside we've another stop in whats fastly becoming my new favorite country. Seriously, the pills Brucie has been popping. I just walk into any drug store, and step right behind the counter and pick out a handfull or two of bottles and walk out! FREE! God bless those socialist bastards. Smitty kept yipping at me, hes all 'thats illegal, eh' and 'theyre just too polite to do anything'. Like I give a fuck, i wrapped a couple percocet in his gum and he hasnt been too annoying anymore. hmmm, that gives me some coaching ideas for tonight.
In Vancouver. Time to play the satin twins. Its not like im scared of them, but I have been watching all the boys sleep at night to make sure those demon twin shits dont apperate in their rooms and suck their blood. I havnt slept since we began the trip 4 days ago but Its worth it. If they drain Ovies skill. Can you imagine or poor Matty P, HE WOULDNT SURVIVE! If we can make it on the ice I think we have a swell chance to come back. They're not a bad team, im looking forward to a good game tonight. Also, Im hoping someone slits Ryan Kesslers achilles tendon, we dont need him 'til the next olympics anyway. It always dangerous to play a good team after loosing two in a row, but guess what? WERE THE MOTHRA FUCKING CAPITALS. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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