Fuck a doodle doo, finally, some r&r down in F-L-A. Its our last game of the year and we're ready to show the world why we won the eastern conference, but first, one more battle with the jungle catzillas. I realize we've nothing to gain with this win, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to make all of our players, injured or not, get some ice time, we've got to be playoff fit! lol, jk dj, sit down. But Green, Poti, Wilfred, time to step up. And no getting lazy towards the end boys, that was some scary wonk for a second. Mercedes surprised me this morning, with a wonderful new toy, they said within the last month 12,000 people bought new cars form them and asked for the Bruce B Model, I'm a regular Eddie Bauer over here! Anyway, they knew we were going to Florida, so they designed a new aquatic Lil' Brucey. I was kind of upset as the real Bruce model has ample cup holders and a stick to impale a hamburger with for hands free eating, but im sure they'll work those into Lil Brucey mk 2. Anyway, Weiss is still out with chainsaw related injuries, as is Va'koon, and Wideman wont betray us since his robot leg has him flying at light speed around the world (who knows where he is now, once he learns how to control that thing, lookout next years skills competition for fastest skater!). So I'm about as worried as a 2 headed calf in india. ULTIMATE GOD POWER!ULTIMATE BRUCE POWER!
ULTIMATE BRUCE TOOTS!
hahahahha, oh! I get it now!
p.s. dj! grab a jersey! you're in.
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