Final Bruce Toots of 2k11: 12,31,2k11

Kuzy, baby, where have you been my entier life, a hat trick and 4 assists in the first juniors championship game? ho mamamma, Am I excited for next year? Yes. Yes I am. Time to leave the KHL and come on home.

So, the blue jacks are tonight. eh? It's kinda like playing the sheepdogs, but you cant count them out, theyre pretty cool at things like their 6 regulation wins. And we're pretty shitty on the road. It could be a real adventure. But Ovi, Semin, and Backie are all streaking hot like a goddam shooting star. My new years resolution for the cappies is a Carlson hattrick and an Orlov Goal. And Eaksters back. How fun. Rick Nash and Antoine Carter are pretty rock steady. (lahahhashlaopl;plololol). Chimera is made of the same glop that oozes from colombus, and he's our leading scorer [editors note, nope, ovi with 14, ya ding dong]. so lets be careful.

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO PUT ALL FAMILY MATTERS TO REST.

YOU WILL CHOKE ON YOUR SHITTY DUCKS GAME PLANS, MOOSE.




to everyone else, happy new year
BRUCE TOOTS

p.s. its the end of the week, can we have Mike Green back?