Well seems like the Great Wish Granter of the 11’s has granted my wish from yesterdays big phat booty blog. ME AND THE BOYS SHALL LOSE NO MORE IN THIS ACURSED LEAGUE. At least not to the Devils, who have finally been paying for their sins (trap hockey) for the last two years.
We rocked our best Sunday whites in the Devils den last night and came away with a victory. Really though, Koonjobbie stopped 32 of 33 and stole it for the boys from chocolate city. Jobbies been callin himself “crazylegs” in the lockerroom lately trying to fashion himself a nom de hockey so I would like to take this chance to say to him and to my readers that that is MY fucking job. I come up with the nicknames Kooney. So don’t be fuckin surprised if the Prague Prodigy, the Czech Churro, Michael Neuvirth is tweenst the pipes tonight. Your bitty Dagmars just about the only reason you're still alive. mmmmmmmmmdagmar. Anyway, it doesnt matter who i threw between the fuckin pipes. We have owned MAAARRRRTTYYYYYY in his last five starts against us. And they’re not gonna score too much, sittin in the basement in team offense. EVEN IF THEY DO. NAY. NAY. EVEN IF THEY SCORE FIRST, my boys have come back to win seven times out of nine after givin up the first red-light special.
Well fuck, im outta things to say. If you want more jokes, scroll down a bit ya doof, theres another devils post right there. We beat these dicks yesterday remember? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt
STAY SWEET
BREWSE BUDROUGH
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